Not Me Monday!!

BEFORE I START MY CONFESSIONS, PLEASE PRAY FOR STELLAN MCKMAMA'S YOUNGEST WHO IS IN THE HOSPITAL IN THE PICU WITH A DANGEROUSLY HIGH HEART RATE!

As you have figured out, NOT me Monday is a way that we can confess the things we have done over the past week! This carnival was the brainchild of MckMama so hop on over to her place and join the fun and see what everyone else has NOT done this past week.

Here are my confessions for this week:

It was NOT me whose Home Depot Card was declined because the $2000 payment I made on March 2nd was credited to her account in a timely manner! It was also NOT me who told the representative, on the phone while still trying to check out, that she could NOT refund my payment and I would NOT pay her $20 a month! It was NOT me who got angry when I was NOT told it can take up to 20 days for a large payment to NOT be credited! It was NOT me who told the rep. I a was switching to Lowes. Nope, I would NEVER do that!

It was NOT me who borrowed (OK stole) MckMama's idea to put 4 ponies in my little diva's hair! Nope NOT me, I would NEVER borrow (steal) such a cute idea!

It was definately NOT me who cried when the news came that my husband has to go back to Iraq for the third time. I have NEVER been so happy in my whole life!

It is NOT me who gets a tad frustrated when she tells the darling diva to smile and she gives me the pirate grin! Argh maties! It is NOT my darling diva who is full of personality!

Sorry for the short list today but life has been crazy and not so full of NOT Me's!!

It's NOT Me Monday!

As you have figured out, NOT me Monday is a way that we can confess the things we have done over the past week! This carnival was the brainchild of MckMama so hop on over to her place and join the fun and see what everyone else has NOT done this past week.

Deep breath.........here goes:


It was NOT me, who while cleaning out the trunk of my car, discovered a bag with black, rotten bananas in it! Yuck! It was NOT me who laughed hysterically as I reached in to the bag and squished one between my fingers.

It was NOT me who gave the little diva Barbie Gummies but only after I did NOT pick out all the orange ones for myself! I would NOT deny my daughter that orangy gummy goodness!

It was NOT me who told dear hubby to take his truck to Home Depot to get the new grill knowing that it would fit in my car trunk. It was NOT dear hubby who listened insisting it would NOT fit. It was NOT dear hubby who had to remove the grill from the box and it was NOT me who said "told ya so"! Nope, I would NEVER do that EVER!

It was NOT me who laughed while dear hubby was cleaning up dirty diapers by the trash can in the alley this past week! It was also NOT me who discovered the culprit was a HUGE squirrel! It was NOT said squirrel who has been living off of our garbage all winter long and tossing diapers into the alley!

It was NOT me who laughed at my little diva when Daddy turned her favorite show off and she went into a tizzy like no other! I would NEVER laugh at my child's unhappiness! It was also NOT me who drug my husband into the world of reality TV! He is NOT watching Celebrity Apprentice with me every Sunday to see who is NOT fired. He is NOT watching because he does NOT like Jessie James! I am NOT laughing very hard!

It was NOT me who heard a sermon on Sunday about denying self and did NOT interpret that as a sign from God that I am NOT supposed to eat less food! I am NOT wanting to lose some weight before I fly to Colorado to photograph my nephew's wedding because I do NOT need to lose any weight!

It was NOT me, who in all her groggy glory at 3 AM, told her husband that she could care less if he had any of the bed because he could NOT always sleep on the couch! Again, I would NEVER do that because I do NOT love my dear hubby!

Since I really do NOT love my hubby, I thought I would NOT share one of my favorite pictures of him! I do NOT love his relaxed, natural smile!

Let's be honest!! What have you NOT done this week?

Not Me! Monday

It was NOT me who flipped out when greeted at the door on Saturday by the teen in the house telling me he had NOT let one of his 3 pet rats escape during bath time! It was also NOT me who let the dogs (beagle & pit bull) out to find said escapee!

It was NOT me who watched very carefully as she was cleaning and doing laundry and it certainly was NOT me who was prepared to squish the little creature if she showed her beady little eyes. It was also NOT me who laughed hysterically when dear hubby found said escapee in the towel cabinet when he was getting ready to shower last night!

It was NOT me who was taking pictures of hubby's new motorcycle creation and stepped in a hole that I had NOT seen a million times! It was then NOT me who fell flat on my bootie! It really was NOT me who laughed so hard at herself the she did NOT pee her pants!

So now if it is NOT you and you do NOT want to join the fun or you just do NOT want to see what others are NOT doing, head on over to Mckmama's to check it out!

Today's photo was supposed to be Sadie laying on her tummy looking at me! It was NOT Sadie who followed my direction allowing me NOT to take this shot! I just did NOT think it was cute anyway! Sorry, it was NOT me who got carried away with NOT Me Monday!